kwieta: in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape
me when i first joined tumblr
me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already
oh my GOD THERE IS PORN ON MY DASH I HOPE NO ONE SAW THAT...
When my post reaches over 5 notes.
You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
consequentialism: if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel I’d have enough dollars to buy so much ice cream that it could replace the friend that could’ve been with me so I wasn’t a 3rd wheel.
That girl who talks like a baby when she's around...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
rainbowreverie21: tomatosfernweh: iwillalwayslovethefool: Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin at least someone is getting some fun here They couldn’t have been more classy and gone to a nice hotel? I hope they’re using protection…
You know what's kind of beautiful?
hazyrecollections: qwexly: In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you. in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute...
kittymander: my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels I have that shirt.
voteschneider: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Having surgery today :/ as nervous as Paula Deen during a buttress famine
Teacher: What are your goals?
Normal student: Get straight A's!
Normal student: Make the basketball team!
Normal student: Join a lot of clubs!
Normal student: Make a bunch of new friends!
Me: 10K followers...
Me at Warped Tour
myy-kryptonite: BUY ALL THE BAND MERCH. SPEND ALL THE MONEY. HUG ALL MY BABIES. CRY ALL THE WAY HOME.