June 2012
kwieta:
in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape
me when i first joined tumblr
me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already
oh my GOD THERE IS PORN ON MY DASH I HOPE NO ONE SAW THAT...
When my post reaches over 5 notes.
You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
consequentialism:
if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
I’d have enough dollars to buy so much ice cream that it could replace the friend that could’ve been with me so I wasn’t a 3rd wheel.
That girl who talks like a baby when she's around...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
rainbowreverie21:
tomatosfernweh:
iwillalwayslovethefool:
Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin
at least someone is getting some fun here
They couldn’t have been more classy and gone to a nice hotel?
I hope they’re using protection…
You know what's kind of beautiful?
hazyrecollections:
qwexly:
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute...
kittymander:
my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
I have that shirt.
voteschneider:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
8 tags
Having surgery today :/ as nervous as Paula Deen during a buttress famine
Teacher: What are your goals?
Normal student: Get straight A's!
Normal student: Make the basketball team!
Normal student: Join a lot of clubs!
Normal student: Make a bunch of new friends!
Me: 10K followers...
Me at Warped Tour
myy-kryptonite:
BUY ALL THE BAND MERCH. SPEND ALL THE MONEY. HUG ALL MY BABIES. CRY ALL THE WAY HOME.
