Hello! so my name would be Jake. 19.US.Photography.Languages.Music;FOB.WTM.P!ATD.OC.Britney, Gaga, Marina, Iggy, Nicki, & Azealia. WVU. Feel free to message me!
Uhm, so yeah. Hi there.
so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories
and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them
suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT
I AM DYING OH MY GOD
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013
Is this supposed to be art
"This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously."
Reblog every time.
why would you want a blog that primarily exploited their followers by tricking em, to regain any type of following ever again
"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild
Anonymous said: dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST